But apparently I have an unshakable belief in the internet being What I've Been Missing, since night after night I spend 45 minutes religiously* clicking through the same pages, motivated by a deep yearning after something undefinable.
Or perhaps not so mysterious.
I swear, I didn't intend to end up here. This post was supposed to be about foolishly wasting time in superficial interactions rather than meaningfully relating to people who live nearby or praying. But I suppose for me all roads lead to a Rome where a dachshund is pope.
*Coincidental word choice? I think not.
