Tuesday, February 14, 2006

God's gift to the unbiased press

Well, they haven't been good, but they get a little treat anyhow:
Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack
It's nice to think of them clapping their little hands in childish glee.

If you read the article, you'll find these fabulous quotes:

Banko said there was an irregularity in the heartbeat caused by a pellet...

David Blanchard, chief of emergency care, called it "a silent heart attack, an asymptomatic heart attack. He's not had a heart attack in the traditional sense."

And if you read between the lines, you will see that although the patient was originally in intensive care, he asked to leave the hospital, which means that he is not actually dead.