Some humanitarian has been sending me spam whose subject lines urge me to investigate a new healthy way not to cover with shame.
I keep picturing a junior-higher at a party who accidentally continued talk/shouting at one of those random moments when everyone in the room (including the music) happened to be taking a breath. "And he turned his face to the wall, covered with shame."
But that's silly. Obviously, this is an affair of the stomach.
They probably want you to pay $19.95 for the secret (order now and get bonus "No Shame: Housecleaning Edition"! $6.95 value), but I will give them both to you for free:
What they can't see can't hurt them: always eat in romantic candlelight.
Bonus Housecleaning Edition:
What they can't see can't hurt them: only use environmentally-friendly 40 watt bulbs.
